"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." "The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God."
"The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit; it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation."
- Freidrich Nietzsche
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."
- Gene Roddenberry
"It (the Bible) is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light by contrast."
"I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force."
- Mark Twain
SCARY BIBLE VERSES
Psalm 137:9
"Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
Deuteronomy 28:53
"And thou shalt eat of the fruit of thine own body, that of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee."
2 Kings 6:29
"So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."
Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
1 Timothy 2:12-15
"...suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithsstanding she shall be saved in childbearing."
2 Kings 18:27
"Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"
Ezekiel 4:12
The lord commanded: "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight."
Leviticus 20:9
"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death."
Leviticus 20:16
"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast."
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets; then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
Deuteronomy 23:1
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."
1 Kings 14:10
The lord promised: "Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall..."
I Samuel 19:25-27
King Saul asked 100 foreskins in return for his daughter in marriage. David zealously pared off 200 Philistine prepuces to win his bride.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son. . . bring him out unto the elders of his city. . . And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
Isaiah 16:11
"Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kir-haresh."
Malachi 2:3
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces."
Exodus 33:23
"And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen."
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silvers, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
Numbers 31:17-18
Moses told his soldiers: "Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."
Luke 19:27
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."
Matthew 10:34
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
Judges 19:25
"...so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and that they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning..."
Genesis 19:8
The men of Sodom wanted to bugger two angels abiding with Lot. Lot said, "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known a man; let me, I pray you, bring them unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes."
Genesis 19:32
But the Sodomites preferred male angels. The Lot family escaped; Mrs. Lot looked back, became a pillar of salt; father Lot and daughters fled to a cave, at which time the elder daughter proposed: "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father."
I Corinthians 14:34-35
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."
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